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Jealousy is so ugly, Parvati, just like that dress you insisted on wearing to the Yule Ball last year. Don’t you have legs to be opening somewhere right about now rather than concerning yourself over my closed ones?
Anonymous: If you could give anyone in the world roofies, to whom would you give them and what would you do with him/her?
Does Robert Pattinson count?
Oh, Christian, I bet you tell all the pretty girls that.
What other girls? I wasn’t aware any other girls went here.
I’m sure you weren’t. Look… Christina, you’re cute. And you have a hot bod. But I have this syndrome called ‘I’m not a fucking idiot’ syndrome. I know a player when he’s topless right in front of me. Don’t play games with me. You’ll find I play them better.
The name’s Christian, but you can call me whatever you like.
Oh, Christian, I bet you tell all the pretty girls that.
Are you?
Oh you’re cute, but it takes more than a bit of flesh and a hot bod to impress me. I’m not your average girl — obviously, I mean look at me. But I like that you tried. Who are you anyway? I don’t believe I recognize that face… or those abs.
Let a pro show you how it’s done, boys.
You sure about that, Sweetheart?
Am I supposed to be impressed?
